It started in a small café in the year 3056, where a group of scientists stumbled upon an anomaly in the coffee machine that defied all logic and reason.
The machine, which had been designed to dispense exactly 17 cups of coffee per hour, began to malfunction, spewing forth an endless stream of coffee cups at an alarming rate.
Patrons of the café were initially thrilled by the prospect of free coffee, but soon found themselves drowning in a sea of caffeine-fueled chaos.
As the machine continued to run amok, the scientists were forced to call in a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated experts to shut it down.
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